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02/10/2016

Use the forum dumb piece of shit

No, that is not a grammatical error, you see, the EVE forum is pretty much a dumb piece of shit, but hey, it works. (Oh noes, I would not call thee dumb piece of shit, for thou are the goddess(es) of internet with the ultimate judgement and donation decision to make, you cunt that gets offended by words, you pussy.)
We speak of the https://forums.eveonline.com/ which arguably better than the old forum is not that much better.
It works its magic when you use it, the hatred, the pink flamingos setting your posts on fire through replies of enlightened loving colleagues, because we are all friends in space, but that idea you posted is a piece of shit and deserves to be treated as such, because "I am the ultimate authority of judgement in this place" kind of people stand careful watch there. Mostly because "I am bored at work and browse this shit on my phone". (Lol, I do that shit from time to time, it is a good sport after all)
But as my bio says "fly smart, don't be a retard".
And since you might have noticed me being vocal about the arrogance and ignorance of certain kind of people who prefer to post things on social media, their news pages (oh yeah, sweet paycheck, but useless otherwise), I might aswell present a solution. A place to place your opinions of all the places.
So dem cunts might aswell put their opinions in their place. Yes, the shit bucket of forum that EVE online has.You got some shit to share? Put it in there, there is a special sewer for your kind, it is called "Player features and ideas discussion".
Because among all those "GREAT IDEA CCPLS" there might be a snowflake that makes it through, and you do miss 100% of the shots you don't take, or as a might have suggested in the earlier post shots you shoot in the opposite direction (unless badass ninja skills, but then head up your ass and arrogance again).
But first, READ THE RULES, once you read them, or decided that it was TL:DR, follow the following aswell:
Use an intelligent title: MUST IMPLEMENT THIS IDEA will not probably score points with audience that wants to know what they are clicking in order to read it.
Formatting, you see how this text is sort of structured? Use a structure to convey your thoughts, one big piece of text is no good.
Be articulate, I know most of you "we no likes you cause you no english" people find it difficult. KISS really helps here, not the band, not the act, but the acronym to keep it simple stupid:
You want this change/thing to happen? Great.
Why?
How?
What would it look like? What would it mean? Who would benefit?
EXAMPLIFY THE SHIT FOR THOSE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND, or those who actually know the english grammar and are confused, because it is confusing, or ask someone who speaks english to just write it for you.
And if someone calls you out for not checking those thousands of post before you, just tell them to fuck off, cause the search function is madness.(you may not actually tell them to fuck off, because censorship, muhehe)
Navigation is shitty at best, yet keeping track of your things is working surprisingly well (use your profile, now it's not that intuitive) but is still shit.
I personally hate the forums, but for the love of whatever supreme being you feel like believing in use the forums. So that your opinion reaches the devs, rather than the masses, cause who gives a shit about the masses, when real people (and men, and capsuleers, and aliens) read the forums in spite of them being such a great piece of work.
Of course it should be the CSM people reading whatever problem it is you have, so if you are pals you go straight.
For once I had my representative's ear over how I can't see shit over the UI and now it's opaque, which is not exactly what I wanted but better than nothing.

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